|| ANDREW || ~ Epilogue ~ : HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

yay. I'm 21.
yay. I can officially have sex.
yay. I can watch porn movies.
yay. I can own a credit card.
yay. I can go bar hopping.
yay...

yay.

err.. yay?...

zzzz

I feel so freaking old.

Welcome to adulthood Andrew.
ARRGH!!!!

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